is buried in my backyard.

Discuss.

Have you always known this, or was it a fairly recent discovery?

Nak wrote: Have you always known this, or was it a fairly recent discovery?

I discovered it quite recently, when I almost tripped over a small wooden pole sticking out my yard. The rain had washed it clean and exposed it. I buried and buried till the entire Ark was visible before my eyes. Noah's skeleton is still in it.

Shad wrote: Nak wrote: Have you always known this, or was it a fairly recent discovery?

I discovered it quite recently, when I almost tripped over a small wooden pole sticking out my yard. The rain had washed it clean and exposed it. I buried and buried till the entire Ark was visible before my eyes. Noah's skeleton is still in it.

Cool! What was his last action before death? And can you tell the age?

Nak wrote: Shad wrote: Nak wrote: Have you always known this, or was it a fairly recent discovery?

I discovered it quite recently, when I almost tripped over a small wooden pole sticking out my yard. The rain had washed it clean and exposed it. I buried and buried till the entire Ark was visible before my eyes. Noah's skeleton is still in it.

Cool! What was his last action before death? And can you tell the age?

Well, his skeleton is positioned on all fours, and the skeleton of a big elephant is behind him and on top of him so draw your conclusions

I have no idea about the age, although a big dildo made of stone indicates it is all very old.

Shad wrote: Nak wrote: Shad wrote: Nak wrote: Have you always known this, or was it a fairly recent discovery?

I discovered it quite recently, when I almost tripped over a small wooden pole sticking out my yard. The rain had washed it clean and exposed it. I buried and buried till the entire Ark was visible before my eyes. Noah's skeleton is still in it.

Cool! What was his last action before death? And can you tell the age?

Well, his skeleton is positioned on all fours, and the skeleton of a big elephant is behind him and on top of him so draw your conclusions

I have no idea about the age, although a big dildo made of stone indicates it is all very old.

Interesting. Have you shown this discovery to any religious groups? Or are you keeping it away from their hate-filled, prying eyes for your own pleasure?

I find this extremely interesting, and shocking even. Do you mind if I discuss this with my friends? We have always been big fans of Noah! Dispite his infatuation with sandals, I've found that he was a rather well rounded individual with a good head on his shoulders. His writings(particularly his thoughts on whaling, and how to perfect the futures harpoon) have long haunted my thoughts. The good kind of haunted.

The Black Sea was once a lowland area. There's forests and stuff on the bottom. Some people believe that the flooding of this area resulted in the legend of Noah.

However, this proves that they're wrong - the lowland area in question was the Netherlands. These have been flooded and then drained again, leaving Noah in Shad's backyard.
You should write a book, Shad.